Motherfucker....

Hey boys, Long time no see...FOR A LONG FUCKING YEAR!!!!!!

So how have you been...we've been doing fine we and the blog...dusty...but alright.

We'll see what posts we can make for this year and not be lazy. Thanks guys!

Massive Mob Hunt!!!

Sup people, Hawiksatiricaliticalolitical here....

Sheesh.

I propose a massive mob hunt today. at about 10:30 PM GMT- In saskatchewan it should be 4:30pm

Anyways....What happened yesterday was awesome.

It took place in Markville and special thanks to Creepers for the Pigmen soldiers and Ghast bombers.

Two members of the Markville Law Enforcement and a Fireteam of 391st Blackwater Special Operations.

The place was wel over-run by Pigmen, being covered by Ghast in the air. The police were stuck in the Police HQ while the members of 391st were stuck in their insertion point, the Brewery.

We got the turning point after Creepers left.


We camped :3


Anyways, We are planning a MORE PUBLIC one..so everyone can participate.
The tools your gonna need:

Diamond Sword With
Fire Aspect
Sharpness
Knockback
Smite

Bow with
Infinity (optional)
Flame
Punch
Stacks, or Mags, of Arrows.

Iron Axe (optional)
If you are a dead man.


Location is either Markville or the Blackwater Complex.

75% might be in Markville.


That is all thank you.

The Importance of Bullshit

Bullshit.

Why is it important?

Its not...Its bullshit.

Bye.


TROLOLOLOLOL

Bitches be Crazeh

...but does that make me crazeh? Possibruuuuuuu.

Heell-o guys, My name is Hawkstar Welcome back to this....this....inactive shit.

I AM NOT A FUCKING MORNING PERSON!

Anyways guess what?

I won Yesterdays lottery :D bet your jealous nao hehehehehehHAHAHHAAH

Guess what. I'm in School :D i have access to wifi so i can type this before the start of the "Ye Wonderful Second Semester" :3   GOD HELP ME GET ME OUTTA HERE

Laughter always has been the best medicine...so far. 
What better way than to celebrate it with a party.


So basically ill talk about memes.

Example one:

Ze trollfa-

Im just kidding.

So Valentines are getting close and all you need to do is give your girlfriend quick-melt chocolates to melt their puny hearts. Valentines are the best way to break up with your girlfirend only to be mended by hardened chocolate. Flowers dont bloom due to wintry seasons and and they do your face will be bee infested. As i was saying the stuff will be stuffed with stuff stuff that you dont like that are stuff for their stuff. Has your brain exploded yet.

I noticed what if de javu eans you died and you reset to the last checkpoint
also if jesus can walk on water, humans are 78% water so if i walk over a human will a be 78% jesus?


Hehehheeh ok enough chitchat.

Were celebrating one of the ost memorable days that doesnt involve party but a party.

I'm kidding, but with all seriouslessnesseses  I would like to talk to you about minecraft.

Be advised...A Bonemeal depression is coming...there will be a high deman for Skeleton and Skeleton Bones adn Skeleton Spawners.....ooooohhhhhh, FALALALALALA

So stack your bonemeal or your Crops..because you might have to wait.

**This blog is not sponsored by Pigcraft even though I use that server for gaming**

Another one i would like to talk about.

Porn in Pre-school, Nessecary or utter nonsense? Nah..I call BS- Beautiful Shit. Woah...oxymoron.

Well people I am hawkstar and the blog IS NOT FINISHED YET.

I'm actually planning on posting a Poll again.

Should we make a youtube video on pigcraft? Or not? why? why the hell not? what are yout alking about?

TROLALALALAL

Picture montage.

Thats just a little big of Pigcraft's world in the unexplored sections. Places where no Steve has steved before.

By the way...anyone wanna buy some Weed from Catsof?

Lol but seriously, The point of Minecraft expeditions I hold in Pigcraft is to admire Minecraft nature. No houses, No buildings, Just generated structures. With the exception of our tools.

What else do i need to talk about.

Oh yeah...there are 2 open spots for authorship, send me a email if you want one.

Oh well guys, my name is AnnoyingHawkstar, Bai.....BITCH

beachkid's proof

http://imgur.com/s1PnW7i

Aym Bahk Biches

One word....one fucking word.- I'm a bitch :D

No with all seriousness guys I...Hawkstar...is back in the daily blog business. 

So sorry i didn't post for too long and i didn't know this blog will be useless during school.

Reasons *cough* "excuses" *cough*

School Finals-Midterm, Expected failure at Mathematics.

Mom forcing me to study.

A bit of people meet up.

Airsoft Breifing, Might be away this February to March. Celebrating 14th with my GF. No Pics but did happen, Deal with it dipshits.

AND A WHOLE LOAD OF CLUSTERFUCK FROM YOURS TRULY OLD MAN WINTER

Anyways.....I have a proposition for you guys. I want one of you to post a link or the picture itself of a meme. No not the Nyan Cat and shit...different ones. NO SHOCKSITES. Use the KYM Database.

Speaking of memes......Montage :3

I'm kidding...Memes are overrated....

Anyways There is a new snapshot today for your einsteins that didn't fucking know.

In other news I WILL BE SELLING POTIONS.....but who cares.

I'm actually planning on resigning on my job as DannySwish's bitch...but..being his bitch has its good sides :3

What am i missing. Ooh i moved houses :D Like you ever gave a fuck.

I also noticed AgrovatedMidget using one of my random sentences as his signature....it ain't that hilarious but that guy still deserves some forum reputation.

If any of you guys have spare diamonds...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, i really need them. The build ish tahp seakret

In other news. I will post a poll today for you good people. Theres been a discussion in the forum bout the auction thingy. Your choice matters and I dont know if Happy will notice this blog.

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS BLOG THE PERMANENT BLOG FOR DAH PIGCRAFT PEOPLE!

Moderators, Admins and Staff Leaders you are in dire welcome to ask me for authorship. I can't just write here all by myself singing "All by myself" you know. "We Are Family" A Pigcraft family. 

Poll ends Saturday.

Thats all for me folks, I'll see you in the server.

Hawkstar out.

Hap-eh Nyuh Yir!!

Hey, Its the new year...go fuck yourself.

20-Fucking-thirteen.......hmmm teen...I I MEAN yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

WOOT WOOT NEW YEAR

So, Whats your New year's resolution?

What did you do?

Well its New Year, Stereotypes....you have been warned.

New Year! North Koreans fire their rockets, People make out and blame it on getting drunk, Chinese roll orange balls for good luck, Mexicans shoot their guns in the air and you there cr and mope in the corner for not getting to favorite christmas gift and have to wait another 364 days...Poor bastard....AND OF COURSE US AMERICANS AND CANADIANS SIT BACK RELAX AND JOIN THE FAMILY...CAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL VIDEO GAMERS DO IN THE NEW YEAR!

I decided to visit some friend back in Roblox, they are so excited, Not cause I arrived...theyre excited for me to leave..

When I was in my country Fireworks are ussually allowed...My mom said dont fire it in the living room.....so i fired one...in my bedroom....I lied on my bed.....and.....bam.

Have you ever been.....Hypnotized?....The_OGkitteh showed me a hypontizing....more eye hurting.....Motif.

The roof of his Capitol.

Oh yeah, Special shoutout to the following.

Stevelongmore

Catsof

Wc_Fm_boy3

Minecraftgirl550

Gnomedigger

AND THE REST OF THE PIGCRAFT CREW...

By the way,

OH YEAH! ONE MORE THING!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!